Did you hear the one about the opossum that walked into a bar? It really happened, in Brooklyn!
When the marsupial was discovered inside the establishment, a brave woman picked it up off the floor. Despite its complaints, she held the squirmy creature by the scruff of its neck as she carried it out the door.
Once outside, she set the opossum down by a pile of garbage, and off it went! As the saying goes, “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here!”